Post-Game Live, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Title: Post-Game Live

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "The post-game interviews are the same as always, Pierre Maguire standing a little too close for comfort- giving the best answers he can until he can get on the bike. He feels, more than sees Geno pass by, tapping him on the shoulder in farewell, and he knows to follow Geno home when he's done."

Length: 2400 wordsish

Warnings: boning, I'm still mad about the reffing in that game, etc

Notes: For The Hoyden who is great and needed to go to bed but I was like HEY I'M GOING TO STAY UP LATE MAKING BAD DECISIONS WHAT SHOULD I WRITE and lo. But like, tell me you didn't need to work off some post-game adrenaline after that game. (For reference, Pittsburgh versus Tampa Bay, 3/4/13. For further reference, game highlights.) Also, MK already said that I have to write a time stamp for this if/WHEN Sid gets a hat trick, so keep an eye on the box score.


Winning gets Sid hot. Collapse )

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Do It Better Than Anybody, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Title: Do It Better Than Anybody

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

Summary: "And Johnny is just lounging over Patrick's breakfast counter, looking like something a Pay-Per-View channel devoted to farm-bred Canadian ass would spit up, his gray, threadbare sweatpants doing nothing to prevent Patrick from staring at his stupidly perfect everything. It's unsporting to give Patrick a semi in his own kitchen just by existing."

Length: 2900 wordsish

Warnings: basically just boning what do you want from me

Notes: So I was in a tizzy in the middle of the night and asleepunderpurpleskies talked me down and also into this. With love for The Hoyden who beta'd this like she checks me on all things <3 and for MK who gave me a six-s yes over this. Recommended listening: Kanye West's Power on loop. NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER


There's no way Johnny isn't doing this on purpose.Collapse )

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Doctor's Orders, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Title: Doctor's Orders

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "He’s doing the usual post-game media scrum, happy with the win over the Islanders, when a couple of the reporters suddenly look a little uncomfortable and Sid realizes his nose is bleeding again. He laughs it off, wiping his nose on his sleeve."

Length: 1,800 wordsish

Warnings: what do I know about medical science even

Notes: So, Sid really did take a puck to the face last night, and after I finished dying over the Hawks/Sharks game, I immediately wrote this. With love for the Hoyden, who betaed it before she told me she liked it, for asleepunderpurpleskies, who said DUH when I asked her if she'd stay up to audience it, and for Moonklutz, who told me I had to title it thusly. Etc etc <3 <3 <3

He’s doing the usual post-game media scrum, happy with the win over the Islanders, when a couple of the reporters suddenly look a little uncomfortable and Sid realizes his nose is bleeding again.Collapse )

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You'd Be Home, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Title: You'd Be Home

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "Frankly, it’s a miracle that the house is finished- carpet in place, furniture assembled, decorative hand towels on the racks- and Sid really can’t help being proud. And if that translates into telling everyone he can convince to stay still for longer than thirty seconds, he’s sorry, but not that sorry."

Length: 3,000 wordsish

Warnings: babies! ALL THE BABIES

Notes: So like, Sid and Geno are just totally into kids and Sid really did build a new house and there really is a synthetic rink in it. The Hoyden and I firmly believe the purpose of this rink is really for Sid to teach his children to skate on. Hoyden best. This was her idea, because I was like "hey don't go to bed give me a story prompt" and she was like fuck this bitch i gotta sleep "uhhh, housewarming party." And from there... also love to Moonklutz, as always and asleepunderpurpleskies, who are both great in all ways.

Sid will admit that he talks about his new house a lot.Collapse )

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Get It Right, Get It Tight, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Title: Get It Right, Get It Tight

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Summary: "The biceps peeking out of the sleeves, stretching the material thin and tight, are a lot more impressive than Geno remembers. He would have remembered if Sid had arms like that."

Length: 4,600ish

Warnings: The working title for this fic was "Puberty 2: Electric Lockout Boogaloo."

Notes: As always, The Hoyden. Perfection. Terrible enabler who dared me into this title. Equally terrible: MK. Monsters, the both of them. Basically, you know when you come back from summer vacation and you're like WHOA JESUS YOU GOT HOT, SO-AND-SO-PERSON? Yeah, this is that fic. Because sorry I'm not sorry but have you seen Sid recently


Sid texts him almost non-stop from the moment the lockout ends, all through Geno hurriedly packing his bags, saying goodbye to his friends and family and throwing himself on a plane back to Pittsburgh.Collapse )

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Strange Visitor From Another Planet!, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Strange Visitor From Another Planet!

Fandom: NHL RPS

Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

Summary: "Stopping bullets with your chest isn't hard, but it ain't easy."

Length: 4k (finally, a short one, jesus)

Warnings: oh god, as [personal profile] rageprufrock put it, "...how is it both hockey AU AND hockey rpldsfkjsdf"

Notes: So, basically I was like, "Ugh, [personal profile] thehoyden where is my fic where Super Kaner is really Superman and Tazer is the BITCHIEST Lois Lane?" and she was like, "LOLOLOLOL SUCKER" and then I wrote it. And [profile] moonklutz bullied me through it in the most loving of ways. I would like to qualify that this is like... TV/movie news accurate. I asked Pru to stop me from shaming myself and after she laughed and was like, "TOO LATE." she made me caveat it this way. Yeah, idk either, guys.


Patrick Kane would be a fucking awesome journalist if he wasn't Superman.Collapse )

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I Wanna Take You To A-, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Title: I Wanna Take You To A-

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Boyd/Too Good For This Shit

Summary: "He doesn't like to think he's following orders, but he does slink away to the bar, where he thinks it's marginally quieter. At least it sounds like Ale-ale-jandro isn't right in his ear, anyway. Stiles sighs. He'd already texted Scott from the car and gotten back srry w allison bro derek gve me nite off. "

Length: 5100 wordsish

Warnings: gay bar jealousy, fucking.

Notes: I KNOW WHERE HAVE I BEEN (Answers: graduating grad school, hating my life, writing long fics that aren't done, etcettyra) But here, have this thing built entirely off of the fact that the cast has super said the bar they were filming at for s2 is a gay bar. Blame/credit/blame due to [profile] moonklutz and [personal profile] thehoyden, who are totally pack, brah.



Stiles glances around.Collapse )

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Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Title: Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me

Fandom: Teen Wolf okay

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "He misses his regular appointment to get shorn because he's too busy trying to keep Scott out of trouble and he starts to look a little bit like a hedgehog. By the time he misses the rescheduled appointment though, his hair's grown out enough that he really can't be bothered."

Length: 3600 wordsish

Warnings: the usual- shenanigans, hair pulling, etc.

Notes: So, my tumblr addiction to Dylan O'Brien, aka the guy who plays Stiles, led to looking at pictures of Dylan O'Brien, like this one and then my usual cohorts, [profile] moonklutz and [personal profile] thehoyden, and I were like OH HEY. And then this happened. Also, I will be AWOL for the next week... since I need to write my thesis. So, don't expect to hear from me until next Thursday. And then I'll be drunk.

Stiles had started cutting his hair short because Jackson had called him lady locks and elbowed him into the showers.Collapse )

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You're Losing Sleep Tonight, 1/1
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
Title: You're Losing Sleep Tonight

Fandom: Teen Wolf can't stop won't stop

Pairing: Derek Hale/alwaysagirl!Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Stiles stares at him for a long moment, and he really can't puzzle her out. "Did you forget your own birthday?" she demands."

Length: 2900 wordsish

Warnings: this is pretty much just porn.

Notes: Because I deliver on my threats, here is the porn sequel to I Want Your Lips to Sing, aided and abetted by [profile] moonklutz and [personal profile] thehoyden. Basically, I will drag their names through the mud with mine as much as humanly possible. I am also posting a lot. I actually have another fic written. I'm thinking this activity is directly related to the fact that my thesis is due in two weeks.


Stiles pokes him with her foot from the other end of the couch.Collapse )

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Wilt Thou Exchange, 4/4
RAINBOW DATE
twsomething
PART 3.

Length: 4,500 wordish this part, totaling out at 33,500, sweet baby christmas jesus.

Notes: ALSDFAH;DLFHASODFASDFA DONE. (ALSO I LOVE YOU [personal profile] leupagus, YOU MADE ME CRY LAUGHING WITH YOUR BETA FOR THE SEX SCENE.)


Jarvis guides him out, sounding a little plaintive.Collapse )

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