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Title: Won't You Lay Your Hands On Me

Fandom: Teen Wolf okay

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "He misses his regular appointment to get shorn because he's too busy trying to keep Scott out of trouble and he starts to look a little bit like a hedgehog. By the time he misses the rescheduled appointment though, his hair's grown out enough that he really can't be bothered."

Length: 3600 wordsish

Warnings: the usual- shenanigans, hair pulling, etc.

Notes: So, my tumblr addiction to Dylan O'Brien, aka the guy who plays Stiles, led to looking at pictures of Dylan O'Brien, like this one and then my usual cohorts, moonklutz and thehoyden, and I were like OH HEY. And then this happened. Also, I will be AWOL for the next week... since I need to write my thesis. So, don't expect to hear from me until next Thursday. And then I'll be drunk.

( Stiles had started cutting his hair short because Jackson had called him lady locks and elbowed him into the showers. )

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Title: You're Losing Sleep Tonight

Fandom: Teen Wolf can't stop won't stop

Pairing: Derek Hale/alwaysagirl!Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Stiles stares at him for a long moment, and he really can't puzzle her out. "Did you forget your own birthday?" she demands."

Length: 2900 wordsish

Warnings: this is pretty much just porn.

Notes: Because I deliver on my threats, here is the porn sequel to I Want Your Lips to Sing, aided and abetted by moonklutz and thehoyden. Basically, I will drag their names through the mud with mine as much as humanly possible. I am also posting a lot. I actually have another fic written. I'm thinking this activity is directly related to the fact that my thesis is due in two weeks.


( Stiles pokes him with her foot from the other end of the couch. )

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PART 3.

Length: 4,500 wordish this part, totaling out at 33,500, sweet baby christmas jesus.

Notes: ALSDFAH;DLFHASODFASDFA DONE. (ALSO I LOVE YOU leupagus, YOU MADE ME CRY LAUGHING WITH YOUR BETA FOR THE SEX SCENE.)


( Jarvis guides him out, sounding a little plaintive. )

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Title: I Want Your Lips to Sing

Fandom: Teen Wolf just gotta live with myself at this point

Pairing: Derek Hale/alwaysagirl!Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "But for some reason, when Stiles sees Derek talking to Lydia, the two of them painfully good-looking, all she can think about is that her hair is in a messy ponytail and there's pizza sauce on the hem of her t-shirt. It's not like she wants to go on a montage out of a '90s teen film and come out like Rachel Leigh Cook on a staircase, but Stiles maybe thinks she doesn't want to look like the homeless one in the pack."

Length: 5000 wordsish

Warnings: duh hi haaaaave you met me, it's genderbending time.

Notes: Sooooooo, moonklutz is an unstoppable bad idea machine. She basically tricked me into Teen Wolf with girl!Stiles anyway, so, this is probably v. apropos. This fic actually has a porn sequel already... which is probably thehoyden's fault. So, yep.


( Stiles has never been one of the girls- she's always been one of the guys. )

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PART 2.

Length: 7,500 wordish this part

Notes: In an ongoing trend, I apparently can't edit unless it's 1 in the morning or something. WE'RE IN THE HOME STRETCH THOUGH, GUYS, BEAR WITH ME. (And kisses to leupagus, always, who fixed this bitch up while recovering from pneumonia.)

( Steve starts by making a list. )

PART 4.

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Title: I Let The Beast In and Then

Fandom: Teen Wolf NO ONE FUCKING LOOK AT ME

Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Summary: "Stiles rolls his eyes. "What could go wrong, Dad? You nixed everything fun.""

Length: 2500 wordsish

Warnings: slutty werewolf sex, you guys.

Notes: Basically it's like moonklutz is a bad person and got me while I was super vulnerable, because leupagus is still editing Wilt Thou Exchange and weak to any and all action and then accidentally I Teen Wolfed and thehoyden is also super to blame. I'm sure rageprufrock is laughing and hating me a lot right now.


( Sheriff Stilinski shifts the suitcase handle in his hand uneasily. )

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PART 1.

Length: 8,500 wordish this part

Notes: All the stuff I've said earlier is still applicable- I also hope that you guys appreciate that I'm going to work in the morning and stayed up JUST FOR YOU to finish editing this. JUST FOR YOU.



( Steve never came home from a date to find his parents waiting up for him- or really, any dates- which is probably why finding Clint and Natasha still up and staring directly at him is so incredibly unnerving. )

PART 3.

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Fandom: X-Men: First Class

Pairing: Erik/Charles, Raven/Azazel

Length: 1000 wordsish.

Warnings: kidfic kidfic kidfic (ish?) Charles has a baby in this, anyway.

Notes: For my anon who asked for X-Men on the previous post.. and since I was too lazy to write anything new, here you go, sweet anon.


( Charles loves being an uncle more than anything else. )

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OKAY GUYS: After some ridiculous, terrible travel, I'm finally home for Thanksgiving, which I have a lot to be thankful for. To celebrate the day, but more importantly, the idea, leave me a comment with the pairing of your choice and I'll write something either Thanksgiving themed or thankfulness-themed.

Fandoms I'll Write For:
Bandom
Avengers/Marvel/X-Men
DC Comics
Parks and Rec
Glee
Supernatural
Hawaii 5-0
Bones
Inception
BBC Sherlock
White Collar

If there's something else you want, leave a comment anyway, and I'll see what I can do!

<3

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Fandom: Bandom

Pairing: intended Brendon/Spencer, past Spencer/Haley

Length: 850 wordsish.

Warnings: kidfic kidfic kidfic

Notes: Things I cannot resist: nanny aus. Things pretty much no one can resist: nanny aus. And now, I'm going to go back to using my xacto knife as a seam ripper.

( Spencer doesn't want to hire a nanny. )

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